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Helen Keller |
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| Golden Rules Of Living If you open it, close it. If you turn it on, turn it off. If you unlock it, lock it up. If you break it, admit it. If you cant fix it, call in someone who can. If you borrow it, return it. If you value it, take care of it. If you make a mess, clean it up. If you move it, put it back. If it belongs to someone else, and you want to borrow it, get permission. If you dont know how to operate it, leave it alone. If its none of your business, dont ask questions. If it isnt broke, dont fix it. If it will brighten someones day, say it. If it will tarnish someones reputation, keep it to yourself. |
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| Why Editors Leave Town -A veteran salesman retired, married again and settled down in his home town. The local newspaper had a nice story about the wedding on the society page, but the headline over the story obviously belonged somewhere else. It read: Old Power Plant Reactivated. -From a New England newspaper, the following headline: Doctor Jones Elected Board of Health Chairman. Hearing on Expansion Next Week -Headline in a Georgia newspaper, Reverend Key Resigns. Church Attendance Doubles. -From an English newspaper, Girl Passenger Says She Was Not Being Kissed. Driver Fined For Carelessness. -A Michigan newspaper reported that a generous gentleman had donated a new loud-speaker to his church in fond memory of his wife. |
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| 30 Ways of Saying Someting Good
1. Thats great! |
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| Just For Fun Looking for something to do in the New Year - check out these little things - just for the fun of doing them. -redecorate a room -be on time -relax at a spa -take a dance class -learn the constellations -put your photos in albums -stop procrastinating -call a sick friend -call an elderly person -start a daily journal -clean out the closets -clean the attic -take time to read a book -smile more often -use your imagination -create something special -attend the convention -register early -file tax return early -send cards to loved ones -send flowers to a friend -plant a garden -adopt a pet -volunteer at a soup kitchen -take a fun filled day trip -follow the stock market |
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| Things You Need To Learn There are five things in life which everyone ought to learn. 1. Learn to laugh. A good laugh is better than medicine. When you smile, or laugh, your brain for the moment is freed from the load that it ordinarily carries. 2. Learn to tell a helpful story. A well-told story is as wholesome and welcome as a sunbeam in a sick room. 3. Learn to keep your troubles to yourself. The world is too busy to linger over your ills and sorrows. 4. Learn to stop croaking. If you cannot see any good in this world, keep the bad to yourself. 5. Learn to greet your friends with a smile. They carry too many frowns in their own hearts to be bothered with any of yours. |